the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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llamadear:
capitalism-kills: DAT PUN It feels wrong to laugh but pun
capitalism-kills:
DAT PUN
It feels wrong to laugh but pun
did-you-kno:
Source
(Source: collegehumor)
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thisisnotlucid: I forgot I did this before work this morning and I nearly just pissed myself when I shut my bedroom door. This thing is going to kill me in my sleep.
thisisnotlucid:
I forgot I did this before work this morning and I nearly just pissed myself when I shut my bedroom door. This thing is going to kill me in my sleep.
stopplayingleague:
Warning: Results may Vary. (Unless you’re me… D:)
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 penceNews in America: cannibal eats man’s face
(Source: eatingpains)
how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing [step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length [step 3] move in for the kill Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
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